Disclaimer: I’ve been drinking gin.
Sorry. I had to do it. To be honest, I only knew the reference to the song not the song itself- and then it popped into my head when this info got sent my way. So now I expose you to it, though a slightly different version than the pop single- with proper word usage! Feel free to skip it if you are not all about that base and just like long underwear.
Showers Pass– they make rain gear for bike people. And it doesn’t look horrible. You can also wear it when you’re not on the bike, and it still works!
Fact: A good base layer can save your life. It’s the layer closet to your skin- think of it as an extension of your skin, like maybe if you had fur- that would be your base layer. Showers Pass got some really fit plastic models to show off how well it will fit. If you (and I) are lucky- you’ll see what it looks like with a beer belly donning it.
Fact: Your body generates heat in different places. And there are ways to map it. Think of google maps for your body but in a way less sexual way than you are probably thinking.
Feast your eyes on this:
Don’t mind the tire track up the back side- I think it’s part of the mapping process.
There are a lot of folks (mostly ladies) wanting more women’s clothing out there… so maybe- this it on the right track. And it doesn’t have flowers on it!
- Custom blend fabric made with Merino Wool, Modal, Spandex & Nylon
- Body-mapped with open knit pattern designed to vent excess body heat from your sweatiest areas
- Longer sleeves with thumb loops
- Long torso length for coverage on the bike
- Retail of $69.