That’s right. Coozies are in. 16oz coozies. Because if you ever did the math, you realized that in most places, buying 16oz cans is the way to do it. In colors too! Black, and a smaller run of green and purple. $4 each so you can spend more on beer. They have the same font as the stickers on one side, and say “High Performance” on the other side, because they are, in fact, High Performance. They work well for cans, bottles, and plastic containers of organic dairy products.
I’ll have em on me at events for $4. You can buy one online for $5 including shipping in the US. Shipping to somewhere exotic, like Canada might cost more.
I promise that there are some great things coming down the line. Wearables and accessories galore. So many good things you’ll crap your pants.